Last but not least.
Her: Tell me how you would seduce me.
Me: Let me tell you… first I’m gonna be so honest with you. Then I’m gonna answer all your texts with-in a resonable time. After that I’m going to really listen to you without trying to think of what I want to say next. I’m not finished… if you’re not hot enough yet, I’m going follow through on all the things I say I’ll do. I’m going to let you meet all my friends and family and show them how important you are to me. Then I’m gonna take your side in public even if I disagree with you later in private. When I’m done with that I’m going to respect the hell out of you until you colapse into a appreciated puddle of feeling like a valid person.
